"Hey, Jaina – you know why TIE fighters scream in space?"
"Sure, their twin ion engines set up a shock front from the exhaust—"
"No! Because they miss their mothership!""
plan for the day:
- wake up
- CONTINUE LAUNDRY
- watch k-drama
- CONTINUE LAUNDRY if the sun has shone enough to dry clothes on the line
- once enough laundry has been done, VACUUM BEDROOM
I was just thinking about Star Wars Young Jedi Knights today when I realized that there are no longer Walden bookstores in malls anymore and how sad 12 year old me would have been because how else would she get the new YJK book in the small dopey town she lived in? But now we live in the future and she would just download them. I still have every single one. (aside: I think the only reason my town’s bookstore stocked those books was because the store manager’s son was obsessed with Star Wars. Further aside: that son would turn out to be my first kiss in 9th grade. Foreshadowing!)